trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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