Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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