new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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