You work out of a Hotel?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
