hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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