Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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