I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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