You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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