I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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