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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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