Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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