All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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