You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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