Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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