Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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