"it" just moved
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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