Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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