He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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