How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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