YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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