Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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