I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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