I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
