Im at strip club and am horny
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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