yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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