Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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