do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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