Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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