do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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