You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I think I died a long time ago.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
