I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
