I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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