Midget sex pt 2 tonight
True but thats because hes a fetus.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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