honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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