Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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