I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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