Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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