I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Enjoy the penises
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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