D3 body, D1 cock
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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