Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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