The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
