It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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