Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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