sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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