Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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