NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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