just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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