Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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