i barfeds in our rink
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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