it wasn't lemon gatorade
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I just sharted jello shots
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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