Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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