So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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