shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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