Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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